I guard this too.

corruptedsamus:

askapolarbear:

sweeterscience:

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

  1. What does their bedroom look like?
  2. Do they have any daily rituals?
  3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
  4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner…
askthelonglas:

heresygoesblam:

asktheguardswoman:

ordomalleus:

Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

You should try this on your men Colbert. :D

I do my best to be inspirational without resorting to the pistol.

Yeah but the only time we ever hugged is when we thought that fucking Kroot Ox was gonna eat us. 

Ahh good times. Funny how one Kroot Ox can bring people together. :D

askthelonglas:

heresygoesblam:

asktheguardswoman:

ordomalleus:

Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

You should try this on your men Colbert. :D

I do my best to be inspirational without resorting to the pistol.

Yeah but the only time we ever hugged is when we thought that fucking Kroot Ox was gonna eat us. 

Ahh good times. Funny how one Kroot Ox can bring people together. :D

I apologise for my lack of communication, Victoria - had a minor mission to investigate unrest in a backwater planet in the Ezekiel system. Turns out a Rok had gone EXTREMELY wide of its target, and finally turned up there. The confused greenskins still managed to cause a load of ruckus, and the Unrelenting Vigilance was the nearest vessel. Has anything interesting occurred during my absence?

Oh holy crap thats crazy! No not really except the Juggernaut and my brother bragging about how sexy they are and Kharn and Horus are fighting over their sexiness.

Inquisitorial RPers ASSEMBLE!

asktheradical:

adevastatorsjournal:

asktheradical:

Alright folks break’s over back into, doing a bit of a skip because things got bogged with our meeting. If you’ve any issues with this please contact me. 

(Can I join in? The other RP I was in ended, the one with Commissar Colbert. I have finals coming up, so I may not post much, but I’d be glad to join an RP.)

(Absolutely, I’m always pleased to have new members.) 

Hey guys. :D

ordomalleus:

Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

You should try this on your men Colbert. :D

ordomalleus:

Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

You should try this on your men Colbert. :D

Reblog And See What People Want From You!

  1. A baby
  2. A second chance
  3. Sex
  4. Kiss
  5. Friendship
  6. To chill
  7. To cuddle
  8. A long term relationship
  9. A good laugh
  10. An apology
  11. A hug
  12. Be my bitch
  13. Be my sex buddy
  14. Simply to be mine
  15. Tea party
  16. Dance off

Reblog if you roleplay a sexy mother fucker~

askthewarmaster:

kharnisaswellguy:

juggernautofkhorne:

asktheradical:

queenfrau:

ask-brownie-hooves:

ask-sweetish-taboo:

that-other-red-sniper:

sneakypyro-son-of-a:

australian-medic:

ragequitinvoker:

irishsoldier:

(step aside, bichez and take a gander at this sexy mother fucker)

[ Nope. Full’a swag, bitch~ ]

((Hell yeah I do >;3))

no

no wait

hold on

just let me get a decent

picture

Yea thisll work

Ja~

Indeed

*snorts*

Hey guys. You can look but you can’t touch unless you’re Arbite Reed.

Pyromania, huh, I have a bit of that myself but i think its a good thing, we all benefit from a little bit of fire, just look at Kharn the betrayer, fire got him to where he is today! Well... The scorcher and all of Khorne's gifts. Although Khorne's gifts alone could make any aspiring guard more than a match for anyone else in your regiment... Just sayin'...

So, heretic benefits? Maybe I do have a problem. I don’t want to be a heretic!!!

Victoria’s pyromania….feel free to jump in. We won’t bite.

askthelonglas:

askafemaletau:

asktheguardswoman:

shasui-weis said: Theres some truth to this

Have a seat over there Weis. *points to empty chair*

This isn’t- I don’t even. Nevermind that.

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!

Shut up! I do not! I’m doing fine. All I asked is if you needed something burnt.

Victoria’s pyromania….feel free to jump in. We won’t bite.

shasui-weis said: Theres some truth to this

Have a seat over there Weis. *points to empty chair*